Mark Richwine
TITLE: Executive Creative Director
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT THE THINKBANK? Two years.
WHAT TWO ARCHETYPES DO YOU MOST EMBODY? Sage/Creator. Slouching toward Regular Guy starting mid-afternoon.
WHAT’S YOUR FONDEST THINKBANK MEMORY: Let’s not dwell on the past, shall we?
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE? Kelsey Grammer, directed by Gary Busey.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CEO of any corporation with multi-million-dollar severance package.
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What’s with the makeup, bub? Running out of 30s?
I’ve got my abacus right here.
Miss Frozbutton:
Thank you for your interest in my cheeks. They are naturally rosy due to my strict diet of strawberries and flamingo breast.
Congratulations on the abacus!
RE: YOUR RECENT ORDER WITH OUR CONGLOMERATE
ENJOY THE TAP SHOES AND CANAPES WITH OUR COMPLEMENTS!
WE IMPRECIANATE YOUR BUSINESS!
REPRESENTATIVE 883402 OF QUALITY!
Good sir or madam,
It appears to me upon viewing your snapshot that you are a pilot of the Queen’s Royal Blimp Squadron, formerly known as “The Flying Chubbies” before those particular baitfish became so popular as a tourist destination in the 1980s. My question to you, good captain of the air is this: should I have my teeth shaped by a professional, or can I have my nephew do it?
Dear Ms. Eugenita:
Good eyes! That is indeed a Flying Chubbies pilot cap. Forced to leave the squadron in the late 20th century due to early-onset metric system, I embarked upon my career as a marimba technician in the Royal Philharmtastic Orchestra. The rest is historical.
As for your tooth, what shape? Nephews do well with round shapes. For stars or wildlife, I would ask your aunt. And believe me, I have.
Cheers!