howlerween is come up sooon an i stiill need to find costyum to go trick treeting. i think i lik to be a flowr lik bulldoggy in piktur beelo. she is so preetee cept i want my flowr to be greeen an blu.i lik to go trik treeting to get treetings of dog biskits an sometime eat candy droppings from kids.

The following e-mail was sent to Hollywood (hollywood@pavone.net) by a member of the thinkbank team who shall remain anonymous. We’ve opened up the Think It So blog to allow Hollywood to address this complaint personally.

SUBJ: Just wanted to let you know…

I don’t appreciate you always coming over to my desk while I’m eating lunch. I will not be giving you any food. You smell entirely too bad and I won’t be a contributing factor. In addition, you knocked my trash can over today and just walked away. What kind of dog are you anyways?

HOLLYWOOD’S RESPONSE:

Deer Purson Havign A Bad Day,

to ansir your last kwestun, i’m a bulldog. i thawt every one alredy new that, but appearently sum peeples still not sure which iz sirprizing considuring bulldog is teh most rekognizible dog breed evur (figyure A). its okay tho, you will git smarter like me the longur you live at think bank.

i is sorry abowt the trash can. i dont reemember doign that but it possbily happuned when i was in hurree to get to kitchin when somewun drop lunch on floor. but eevun if i did remamber noking trash can, i not shur what u expeckt me to doo abouwt it. i am a dog aftur all. Do you hav a dog at home? does ur dog cleen up trash or vakyum teh carpet?

finely, i will not vizit ur desk n e more. you are lunchs were nevur that good  ne ways. seeriously who brings peenut buttur an jellee to work? whut are u, six yeers old??? do you mom mayk ur lunch for u? if so, tell hur that hur spagettee sauce taste like a chiwawa’s butt. (that is not a gud thing).

as for my smeell, get use to it. i be mayking speshil vizits to ur desk several times a day frum now on.

Luv,

Hollywood

PS – is ur pikture on side of Pavone agencee? i not think so. until then, you deel with my smell an u like it.

jake is bulldog lik me. he nos triks in utub vidio below. i fall in lov with jake at furst site. i lik his harrness an when he growl it makkes me pant. i use to luv shit zoo on my streett but he got nootered. jake look nootered to butt thats ok. growl jake. growl.

pepul think i too laze too notiss what happpens arund here but i do. i watch when peeple think i sleeps. i heer what pepple saay when they think i not attenshun paying. i smartered then they think eeven if i cant spell all teh time. i no dum dogg. i just act taht way to stay undr the radarr. so y i say all this? becuz dog damit i deserv a little mor respekt around herre.

(note too paw murree – you misssing peetza frum frgerator last week? that wzz me. i not sorree)

i a litttle big alredy but i biger now beecuz i on big bannur on side of pavone aguncy (i drew arrow incase youu kant c me). peeple say i lookk meen in pitcher. i do look little meen but i not reely meen if you no mee. neway it is nicce too be ofishuly teh biggest bulldogg in central pa. sort ov.